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The Superstars of the UAF

September 18th, 2009 Editor Leave a comment Go to comments

This is a small collection of the UAF’s elite troops. There are many eccentric members to choose from, but those below have distinguished themselves in the war on democracy. This list will be updated as more ’supertards’ emerge. (Note to non-nationalist readers: This is not a spoof post, these people are nasty pieces of work, and they are out to stifle your democratic rights.)

1. Gerry ‘The Fable’ Gable - If there was a Unite Against Freedom (UAF) Top Trumps, then Gable would be the winning card. Considered by some to be the Godfather of modern anti-democratic skulduggery. He has been a figure of mockery for over 50 years, leaving him an embittered unrepentant communist.

With his bloodhound features, Freddie Mercury moustache and omnipresent 1970’s glasses; Gable would stand out at anti-democracy gatherings until the mid part of this decade. At 72 (born 1937) , his days of screaming ‘No Pasaran’ are probably behind him. Perhaps the realisation that the BNP can say ‘Hemos pasado’ (we have passed) will be enough to entice the Gablemeister out from under his stone for one last stand. And one more opportunity for hilarity.

2. The ‘Red Dwarf’ - Smashing his way in at no. 2, the enigma that is the Red Dwarf. First spotted protesting at the 2009 Red White and Blue festival. There is little known about this fascinating specimen, but his debut picture catapulted him to the fore of nationalist attention.

Often bedecked in leather bondage gear, which has led to speculation that the poor little fellow may have more problems than just his love for the hard left. Possible lovechild of the Biker from ‘The Village People’.

3. ‘Tara’ - Tara ‘Kitten’ has rocketed into nationalist folklore. Now so infamous that she is known by her first name only, truly an achievement that many reds can only hope to emulate. She is a permanent fixture on the LGBT circuit, and a regular at UAF events.


She made her speaking debut at the Blackpool siege of 2009, much to the amusement of the locals and police officers. We can look forward to years of anti-democratic activity from this one.

4. Weyman Bennett - Weyman is a long time communist, nearing veteran status. Can often be seen leading the red vanguard into the police lines to push in a half-arsed manner whilst relying on his protected status as a valuable ethnic minority.

His most notable moment came against Simon Darby, in a live radio debate he refused to speak directly to Mr Darby and even got the name of his worst enemy wrong, Christopher Griffin? Further faux pas include demanding that Jews return to Israel, and the adoption of fascist street tactics to combat the BNP. Weyman’s stock has seriously diminished amongst his communist brethren, he limps in at number four.

5. Ketlan Ossowski - The number one anti-democracy blogger. Rarely glimpsed in the wild, and the one time he did turn up on the streets he was caught on camera, this was enough to ensure he has stayed chained to his computer since 2006. Attempts by his red pals to retire him have thus far failed.

Will scram if you get too close, you’ve been warned!

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  1. maomorethanever
    September 10th, 2009 at 23:49 | #1

    You enjoy taking the piss out of people dont you? your gonna get yours mate, dont worry about that.

    • keith
      September 11th, 2009 at 00:05 | #2

      Send British Nationalist your photo and details, maybe you belong on the retard superstar wall of infamy. Now PISS OFF!

      • maomorethanever
        September 11th, 2009 at 00:09 | #3

        I've got something to say to you keith NAZI SCUM! OFF THE NET!!!! you make me sick!! how the fuck can you defend somebody posting picutres of an old man? prrrrick.

        • September 11th, 2009 at 10:05 | #4

          Classic response from a dimwit.

          • Beetle
            September 15th, 2009 at 00:08 | #5

            you're a member of the BNP, I'd rather be Mao than you

  2. Rob
    September 11th, 2009 at 00:19 | #6

    hahahaha priceless… maomorethanever you sound like a bigger mug than those listed, these mongs are your lots top boys the creme-de-la-creme of the left … your fhooked mate LOL

    • maomorethanever
      September 11th, 2009 at 00:52 | #7

      JUST FUCK OFF!

      • Rob
        September 11th, 2009 at 02:14 | #8

        are you for real mao?

        • maomorethanever
          September 11th, 2009 at 23:54 | #9

          nmore real than you. you live in this world where we enslaved everyone else and think we should do it again you are SCUM!

  3. September 11th, 2009 at 08:34 | #10

    Always nice to have an intelligent contribution from the left in response ;)

  4. hadenough
    September 11th, 2009 at 17:12 | #11

    UAF supporters have a way with words.

  5. Rob
    September 11th, 2009 at 21:59 | #12

    maomorethanever where are you fella .. don't let me down mate I need a laugh.. write something else hahahaha

    • maomorethanever
      September 11th, 2009 at 23:53 | #13

      I'm in the south west in an area full of racist bigots like you i will be going to london as soon as i can with people who know what tolerance means you NAZZER TOSSER!

      • ellieboop
        September 12th, 2009 at 23:35 | #14

        Mao, don't bother winding yourself up with these idiots. They are little nasty men. Bloody Nasty People BNP

      • September 13th, 2009 at 00:31 | #15

        Chairman Mao, send me your picture with a list of all the anti-democratic events you've attended. You're obviously angry because you're not on the wall.

        • maomorethanever
          September 15th, 2009 at 00:10 | #16

          no you send me yours prickface i only come on here to read the shit you write not to be abused by these subhumans friends of yours. go die

  6. Rob
    September 12th, 2009 at 00:53 | #19

    gezza I know what your form of tolerance means in London …. and if your as weak as you sound id say you were off to Islington or some gated community where tolerance is cheap yet very trendy … " nazzer tosser" quality mao …quality .. im still laughing at you fella lol

  7. September 12th, 2009 at 23:53 | #20

    That black guy looks like a silver back… i would'nt like to invite him over for dinner…. oh my lord he is one ugly mutherfucker….

    • maomorethanever
      September 15th, 2009 at 00:12 | #21

      fucking racist filth you need to dieeee

      • September 16th, 2009 at 17:43 | #22

        Oi oi maomorethanever, ow am i a racist? Im a bubble and squeak, if you have a problem with that its your problem but racist im not, anyway that girl above looks like a man with tits….. I suppose now you will call me a shovanistic filth…… get a grip lad before it starts to effect your life…. maybe it has tbh as you seem to be on a website spraying your hatred for British people, have you ever considered you maybe the racist???

  8. September 12th, 2009 at 23:58 | #24

    best posts ive read in months, yes come to London and look out for me too fella, im the Greek outpost for the BNP and proud too i like England for what it is and not for what you commies want to make it, go live in Afganistan or somewhere similar ah better than that try Virgis next flight to the moon……

  9. BINTHEBNP
    September 13th, 2009 at 00:39 | #25

    This is a badge of honour to be included with people who have fought against you facists for soo long

    NNNNNNAZIIII SCUMMMMMM OFFFF MYYYYYYYYYY STREEEEETTS

    • September 13th, 2009 at 07:10 | #26

      My God, who breeds some of these arseholes !!

      Offspring of Draylon Bonnet and Tara maybe ???

    • September 13th, 2009 at 07:10 | #27

      My God, who breeds some of these arseholes !!

      Could they be the offspring of Draylon Bonnet and Tara maybe ???

    • September 13th, 2009 at 17:37 | #28

      Sounds like this numpty is punch drunk! Too many fights?
      Bam! Kerpow! and he is out for the count. B)

    • September 30th, 2009 at 09:29 | #29

      REEEEETTTTAAAARRRRDDDDDD go and crawl under the rock you came from.
      Its truly amazing that a single cell life form can type let alone think for itself

  10. September 14th, 2009 at 06:58 | #30

    Little wonder that the UAF is fading when you consider the quality of their comments here… it's amazing that they actually manage to find their way to 'protests'. No surprise then that they resort to big sticks, bricks and hammers if this is the best they can do intellectually.

    David Cameron take note ;o)

    • September 16th, 2009 at 17:47 | #31

      The only reason they find their way to protests is they all get on coaches with a Nationalist driver, oh by the way i forgot to thank them for giving so many members of the BNP a lift to RWB festival…class……. as bright as 20 watt light bulbs in a power strike….

  11. parisclaims
    September 15th, 2009 at 19:26 | #32

    maomorethan ever,
    I was just wondering why you would name yourself after the biggest mass murderer the world has ever seen. He made Hitler look like a good samaritan. I expect you're too thick to work out my handle

    • workersfriend
      September 16th, 2009 at 17:53 | #33

      I was just wondering why you support a racist and fascist party? idiot

  12. September 16th, 2009 at 17:53 | #34

    Mao may be the ugly chap in one of those photos, never know it may be that chick who looks like a guy with titties :)

  13. william
    September 20th, 2009 at 01:29 | #35

    no chance of weymann bennet getting a job then? did he clear is anti israel rant with gerry gables son who served in the israeli army. is there a demand for a short order cook.and remember tara was the fabled land for the high kings of ireland and the land of the fairies and the little people need i say no more. two in the uaf out of three aint bad

  14. September 30th, 2009 at 22:39 | #36

    I do apologise for repeating myself but this guy should have a bullet in the head, he is taking oxygen we need and he is using it wastefully by expelling it through his arsehole/mouth…

  15. September 30th, 2009 at 22:45 | #37

    And these fukers think they are fit to say how the country is run …………………..i would rather use blunt spoons to dig my own eyes out ..i wonder if there will be support for Mr Nick Griffin at BBC studios on the 22ndof OCT from any of the 950.000 supporters of the BNP, Could it be arranged even ?

  16. Samsosn
    October 15th, 2009 at 20:02 | #38

    one thing I would say a newbie in the left / right debate – this blogger keeps all comments, even threatening ones. On left websites like perminant revoloution they delet any non left lovers posts. At least he instills the British freedom of speech. Looking at the latest news regarding EDL and UAF the violent ones seem to be the UAF and this weeks breaking of the 2 mins silence no matter what your viewpoint is shows the type of people who are in this fascist anti fascist group.

    In the Islam 4 UK demo in London soon what side will the UAF be on? WIll they be demoing against the Muslims whos religion is 100% fascist and oppressive? One god, one law or else? No…because their views are based on warped reasoning.

  17. Ancient Sussex
    October 16th, 2009 at 23:40 | #39

    slam 4UK Demo London
    Let them march across Westminster and down Whitehall but NO they shall not enter the sacred ground that is Trafalgar square and dare approach the Mall. I’ll let a provincial son of England tell you why:
    This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
    This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
    This other Eden, demi-paradise,
    This fortress built by Nature for herself
    Against infection and the hand of war,
    This happy breed of men, this little world,
    This precious stone set in the silver sea,
    Which serves it in the office of a wall
    Or as a moat defensive to a house,
    Against the envy of less happier lands,–
    This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

  18. karl gray
    October 21st, 2009 at 09:11 | #40

    Love the dwarf and his dad,the UAF are just a rag tag of freaks and easily led idiots, as the British people awaken from their long slumber this lot will melt away,some will head back to the circus I expect ha ha

  19. October 21st, 2009 at 18:39 | #41

    As it was in Bolshevik Russia the communists are peasants, in contrast British national Party members are the elite who will walk on the bones of the treacherous old guard New Labour traitors and such like, land and people, Blood and Soil, this is what we believe in and fight for, the left have nothing tangible left to stand up for, they are spineless to the core and by their aggression show that they have no argument.

  20. David
    October 22nd, 2009 at 17:49 | #42

    Wow. This is the first time I've looked at this site and my first encounter with so called 'anti fascists' . Jeez, they are so angry – and inarticulate. Is this truly the level of the argument they have? I don't think the BNP have much to worry about. Their comments pages are always full of highly intelligent posts from well mannered normal people. These 'anti fascist' types are obviously fruitcakes. I guess now that the asylums have closed and we have 'care in the community' these sad and mentally ill folk just wander the streets and into the arms of groups like UAF and Antifa. It certainly explains the likes of 'Tara' and The Dwarf. Dear oh dear.

  21. Rotait
    October 28th, 2009 at 18:53 | #43

    David – you should try the UAF site and that of Lancaster Unity. Its where the moonhowlers go when the drugs don't work .
    The posts there make Mao and his fellow crazies look like rational thinkers

  22. terence
    October 30th, 2009 at 21:25 | #44

    the UAF =united as fascists. most are drug taking smack heads down and outs with a sprinkling of union rent a mob and bussed in middle class toffs.The rest just bemused misguided idiots who fail to see whats happening to a proud nation, and fail to understand what will happen to them when the back lash begins. history will show what happens to traitors after the war

  23. November 12th, 2009 at 12:49 | #45

    I just gotta get my news feed to you guys going.

  24. September 15th, 2009 at 21:54 | #46

    And what is that supposed to mean, another classic response.

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